Oh Brother!
True story: My brother ran away from home when I was born. The legend goes likes this (and yes, the story has been told and re-told so many times in my family, it has become legendary): my mom had given birth to me in the hospital and called home to check on her 3 older children: Laurie, age 11, Brenda, 10 and Scott, 9. Laurie, being the eldest, talked to our mom and explained that Scott couldn’t be located at that moment. I’m not sure how the conversation went exactly, seein